The Pastor: Any ideas what to do with termites?
Me: Pest controllers! Fast!
The Pastor: Too late. They ate through a couple of boxes of my books.
Me: Books?!?! Be worried about the building!! You don't want it collapsing!!!
The Pastor: It's the hostel's fault (he lives on university campus). Now that I've rescued my books need to make sure they are termite free. It's been 7 years since I last accessed this books.
Me: Bright side - you lived without it for 7 years, you can pretend you never had them.
The Pastor: Heretic.
Me: Hoarder.
I could literally hear him sulking through the other end of the computer.
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