After about an hour into my deep sleep, the phone rang and in a semi-comatose state I groped for my phone and answered it in my daze...
Me: Huuh?
Caller: Hellooooo... *a man drawling like a simpleton*
Me: Yes?
Caller: Who is thisss? *still drawling like a simpleton*
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO IS THIS?!?! YOU CALLED ME!!!!!!! *Bursting with unbridled vehemence*
Caller: Okoksorrywrongnumber! *Snapping out of his slow drawl with a burst of alacrity*
I promptly went back to sleep and only remembered the call 7 hours later. Hehe. I'm grumpy as it is on my good days when being pulled out from a good sleep. That dude probably did not expect an innocent call to go that way at all.